You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Being short. I’m not talking Tom Cruise short. I’m talking standing less than 2 feet tall! That makes you shorter than a pony keg, shorter than a foot ottoman, shorter than a Rodney Dangerfield one liner. At 2/3 of a yard you are a human low rider who […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Getting your first text message in 77 years. DATELINE: Big Sur, California The patio of Nepenthe is washed in sunshine. The exclusive eatery is wedged into the side of a cliff rising majestically in the Big Sur Hills. The temperature is a perfect 77 degrees. The breeze blowing […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ High School reunions. I returned to California this past weekend for my 30th. It was a lot of fun, more than I expected, and I often expect a lot. The gathering brought back a flood of memories that inundated my brain.From seeing the old school which […]
You know your crazy when…™Viagra commercials no longer make you feel uncomfortable. You would consider calling anyone for an erection lasting more than four hours. You think Puff Daddy can act. When you have two facebook pages and you don’t know who any of your friends are on either page. When the radiation leak in Japan […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Not playing the national anthem! That’s like not saying Amen after a prayer. It’s like not saying God Bless you after a sneeze. It’s like not shaking a man’s hand and looking him in the eye when you first greet. Few things blast America from both […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ 50,000 views. Since starting Andy Cordan “That’s Crazy” two years ago, 50,000 of you have gone onto my web site to read my crazy stories to watch my crazy videos, to order my crazy t-shirts. I want to thank all of you who have become regulars. I […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Cicadas are crazy. Eating them as a desert product is crazier. DATELINE: COLUMBIA, Mo. – Sparky’s Homemade Ice Cream in Columbia, Mo., sold out of its only batch of the insect-filled dessert within hours of its June 1 debut. I’m vomiting just a little in my […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ High School Graduation. It’s a right of passage. It’s a transition from child to young adult. It signifies the close of one chapter and the beginning of the next. I graduated. You graduated. We have all been to a graduation. But there’s something special about attending […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Riding a gondola to the top of the mountain only to crash and burn. Uber Gatlinburg is a mountain top tourist stop in the Smoky Mountains. There’s a rustic bar and restaurant. There’s a water slide, a maze and an ice rink. There are little shops and […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Whizzing through the trees at 40mph. “What do you want to do today?” “I don’t know, what do you want to do?” What do you want to do is an irrelevant question in Gatlinburg because this is a region of sensory overload taken to the Nth […]