You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ Bay area stoners getting blitzed on the long ball. That’s right. Every time a S.F. Giant hits a home run, a local business is handing out free joints. Smoke em if you got em people. DATELINE: SAN FRANCISCO Giants Fans are all ready high as a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ Tattooing a large penis on a man’s back without him knowing you just tattooed a large penis on his back. DATELINE: Australia. This story is straight from the Holy House of the absurd. According to The Courier-Mail, the tattoo is enough to make Johnny Wad Holmes blush, weighing […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. An obnoxious, full size, Sesame Street Character reaking of Gin and venerial disease.I’m talking about Tickle Me Elmo Biatches!This gigantic red hairball is ambulatory and Harassing Tourists in New York City. This Elmo doesn’t know the alphabet. This Elmo doesn’t look cuddly. This Elmo is dyspeptic […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ A bride marrying herself. I guess this crazy story answers the age old question; “Why does a dog lick itself?….Because it can!” DATELINE: TAIPEI, Taiwan According to the Shanghai Daily, a Taiwanese bride was so tired of settling for Mr. Wrong, she ended up marrying Mrs. Right. HERSELF! […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Sartorial Indiscretions! Say it ain’t so Bobbio! DATELINE: CASTELLAMMARE DI STABIA, Italy Town leaders in this swanky seaside town near Naples are threatening to ban mini skirts and low cut tops. No mini skirts or low cut tops? This is like Easter without jelly beans. It’s like […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ Waiting 2012 years for the end of the world, then finding out, the group that predicted this dooms-day can’t even get it right. Stupid Mayans! DATELINE: EARTH As many of you know, December 21, 2012, has long been the day the world will end according to the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! ™ College age students having to be told to brush their damn teeth! Really? Really! DATELINE: Oral Hygiene, New York. Apparently students from the prestigious Columbia Business School are dressing badly, smelling worse and forgetting to floss the lettuce out of their teeth. Are you kidding […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ Less is More. Or is it? Remember when Less was less and More was More. Those were the days. By the transitive properties of philosophical rationalization, Less should mean Less. If I put LESS Ex-Lax in my buddy’s Frosted Flakes, chances are he spends less time on […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy? High School, is crazy. Young love. Young angst. Young drama. High School is the incubator for it all. Hormones raging. Developing bodies. Sexual desire. Independent thought. High School is our first real social network where human connectivity is tested and probed without the use of an […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Seeing old high school friends you haven’t seen for decades. So much has changed. Nothing has changed. DATELINE: Carmel, California I am in Carmel visiting family. I grew up in this exclusive beach city, where art galleries are more prominent than fire hydrants, where it was […]