You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ How long it takes for the feature film to start at the movie theater. Sure Fandango says Inception starts at 8pm, but you know that it’s going to be 8:45 before you see Leonard DiCapprio do a damn thing. This is not just my frustration, this […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ Changing your sexuality to avoid paying bills. DATELINE: EnglandAccording to the Sun Newspaper, an unidentified man owed $75,000 dollars. Rather than set up a payment plan or file Chapter 13 as we Americans do, the British Lad decides to become a British Lass. Seriously? You cut […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ CUBICLES. The Cubicle is the modern day slaughter house. We sit in these carpeted pig pens while the farmer checks the going rate for bacon. The cubicle is a square of diminutive proportions, barely large enough for a desk top and a sack lunch. It is usually made […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ A man who lives with a worm behind his eyeball for 9 months. That is crazy. DATELINE: Iowa It sounds like a scene from STAR TREK: Wrath of Kahn when Sulu pulls that space thing out of his ear. But we don’t have to go all […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ A guy whose sand castle tries to kill him. You heard me. The beach got pissed, the sand got mad, and when the guy wasn’t looking, it closed in around him, whooped him upside his head, and tried to choke the life out of him. What would make […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ Going to jail for life for stealing cigarettes. talk about going smokeless. Dateline: WACO, Texas A central Texas jury has sentenced a man to 99 years in prison for stealing a carton of cigarettes from a smoke shop.So he must have stolen the cigarettes and then […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ Sitting next to your beloved, trapped on a highway to Hell. Tick Tock. Tick Tock. How long before you just can’t take it anymore and you turn to face the love of your life and you scream: “Get the hell out of this car! I hate […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Drug Dealers putting their contraband in candy, that’s crazy. DATELINE: Cranbrook, British Columbia, Canada We’ve all seen Cheech and Chong movies where the fellas drive a van back into the USA from Mexico and the van is made of marijuana. Of course the tailpipe ignites the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Mind control on the battle field. Sound like something from a sci-fi movie? Sound like something Arnold Schwarzenegger would have starred in? “I’ll be back! Hasta lavista, baby.” Well it’s no longer the wet dream of movie makers like James Cameron, this technology could be playing […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tellyou what’s crazy.™ The sad-sac excuse for customer service in today’s society. If you speak English press 1. If you know your acct number press 2. If you know your party’s 3 digit extension pull your nostril hair out now. Resistance is futile as the Borg once told Captain Picard. […]