. You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The drug like grip computers have on the human race. They manage our days and control our lives. Computers entertain us, they instantaneously send our thoughts, and immediately down-load our fantasies. Entertainment. Information. Data storage. Communication. What would we do without computers? Could we continue? […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Sending stink through the mail. You would think after a billion fake anthrax calls in this nation, sending anything that has a pungent smell through the mail would be prohibited. But that apparently is not the case in the Java Capital of our country. DATELINE: BELLEVUE, […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! America celebrating a loser as a hero. Steven Slater is the Jet Blue flight attendant who got into an altercation with a passenger. Steven Slater is the stewardess who lost his coll and berated a passenger on the plane’s intercom. Slater is the Paul Bunyon like figure who […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!Dumpster Diving! Back in the day, dumpster diving was defined as a person willing to go into a large garbage container outside a restaurant or apartment complex. A dumpster diver was a rag-a-muffin, a bum, a nehr-de-well who would fish for food or clothes or someone’s semi soiled Farah […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Crazy people who think celebration equates to firepower. Why is it that the minute you step off American soil, every other nationality thinks its ok to fire an AK 47 into the air in celebration. Where do these numb nuts think those bullets are going? Have they […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! A burger inside a donut. Think of it as a coronary on a sugar bun. It’s a diabetic nightmare. Its a clogged artery in a viscous stew of heart trouble. This burger sits on the cliffs and sings to sailors. Like a siren,this bastion of fat hypnotizes […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! shutting down a seven-year-old’s lemonade stand. That’s not just crazy it’s UN-American. DATELINE: Portland, Oregon. Portland Health officials apparently don’t have enough restaurant employees flipping burgers with E-Coli covered hands. So what do they do? they go to 7-year-old Julie Murphy’s lemonade stand and stick a bureaucratic […]
You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! The Dirty little secret that is the shampoo industry. I was standing in the shower the other morning and I was reading the front of the shampoo bottle. Words like invigorating and energizing and scintillating are etched into the reflective container. It’s like I’m lathering up […]
You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ Clown gangsters. what’s next? Unicorns stabbing fairies in their eyes with screw drivers? DATELINE: Sydney, Australia. According to the Daily Telegraph – A notorious American youth gang known for its violent street crime and penchant for wearing clown make-up is terrorizing Australians. This is not Ringling […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™A British Survey about sex in the workplace. Sex in the work place? A survey? Really? A lot of us would be happy to have sex in the bedroom! Do a survey about that. Ask a hundred men how many times they have to beg their wife for sex? […]