You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy!™ Having sex with a cow. Then being forced to marry that cow. Mooooo. According to The Jakarta Globe, A Bali teenager caught trying to have sex with a cow was punished. Was he thrown in the stockade? In jail? Made to wear a sandwich board reading: I like cows? No. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ A man who Kills himself with a homemade Guillotine. Now that is crazy – ingenious – But Crazy! DATELINE: MOSCOW, Russia According to Pravda, a depressed Russian engineer built a macabre homemade guillotine to commit suicide in his bedroom. If there was a suicide channel, here’s […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! ™ The World Cup. We call it soccer. Everyone else calls it Football. Around the world it’s known as the “Beautiful Game”. Perhaps it is beautiful for its simplicity. The game consists of a spheroid that you kick and shoot at a goal. The spheroid should be […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™A chain smoking toddler.Have you seen this baby Buddah?He’s all the rage of the internet. Millions of YouTube viewers have seen this rotund bag of flesh chilling with his Indonesian Homeys. He’s a chubby little 2 year old. He’s kind of cute, in a cherubic, ash tray is cute kind […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. How freaking mad I am right now. I’m so mad my stomach hurts. Bile is bubbling out of my nostrils. My intestines are shoe laces double knotted and wrapped under my testes. My eyes are searing frying pans of intensity so hot, I have to register […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Going to jail in Peru. If prison in the USA is hard. Prison in Peru is Hell on Earth. It’s a hot poker in the eye, a razor across the groin. It’s naked sex in a thorn bush. OUCH. A Fox News report looked at the case […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ Trying to kill your wife so the police will come and take you away from your wife. If any man out there understands this on any level, go check yourself into a 12 step program before you read another sentence. Perhaps the Florida man in our story didn’t recognize […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ Talk radio’s constant blather that USC football is swirling around the drain. If Talk radio and Yahoo Sports ruled the world, then the Trojans would be in the Bastille bathing in human excrement and gargling with goat spit. Thankfully, talk Radio is little more than digital […]
You Know What’s Crazy? I’ll Tell You What’s Crazy! Real Life is crazy! I’m back from Vegas a week now and I didn’t think it would hit me so hard. The transition between fantasy and reality is so precisely defined I can tell you the moment I crossed over from exstatic to deflated. It was […]
You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™Throwing your wallet a piano player. That is crazy!It’s 10:30 Saturday night. The casino is rocking. Crowds have filled the gaming tables and people are moving slowly across the casino floor. Women are wearing the latest in tube sock cocktail dresses. Men are wearing collared dress shirts […]