You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Braille Porn. That’s right I said it. Porn for the blind. The two go together hot sauce for irritable bowel syndrome. Apparently the blind have urges they need to satisfy. For most of us, we rely on visual stimulation. But the same Playboy that works for […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! A guy so hungry, so rude, so impatient that he jumps through the drive through window of a fast food restaurant. And it’s not just any fast food restaurant, it’s Mickey D’s. The sanctimonious golden arches of the world’s premiere fast food emporium. Jumping through the drive […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Sneaking a dead guy onto a plane. Like a real life weekend at Bernies, two British women tried to sneak a dead man onto a plane. What the hell? You can’t even sneak a smoke in an airline lavatory and you’re going to smuggle a deceased […]
You know what’s CrAzY? I’ll tell you what’s CrAzY Jesus returning to Earth as a wadded up piece of chewing gum. It’s not the first time, nor will it be the last. Jesus has shown himself many times before. He appeared as a cinamon roll, he has shown himself in the dust of a car window. People […]
You know what’s CrAzY? I’ll tell you what’s CrAzY! A billboard that says: For the love of humanity put the toilet seat down. DATELINE: SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA At first glance the message seems to come from a wife or girlfriend. It begins: “My darling Greg” That’s the first sign of trouble. Any wife or girlfriend who […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Living 22 years of your life with a face so distorted that you look like a cartoon character in the Macy’s T-giving day parade. These pictures are so outrageous, so crazy, they look like something dreamed up by the people at Marvel Comics. Attack of the Rhinocerous […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! ™ Booking time with my 11 year old to throw the ball. Like a doctor’s appointment, the boy’s secretary says, “I think your son can play catch with you from 6:05 to 6:20. Is that good for you? Is that good for you? Shut up! When […]
ENSENADA III DATELINE: Somewhere between Hell and a Handbasket. It’s much much later now. I don’t know how many days we’ve been awake. I don’t know how many cantinas we’ve visited, or how many girls we’ve talked to. I don’t know how many stories we’ve told and how many lies we’ve lied. Who knows what time it […]
ENSENADA II DATELINE: SOUTH OF THE BORDER What day is it? What time is it? What year is it? Who knows? We’ve been in Mexico for a few sunrises and sunsets, and the moments are all melting together like candlewax dripping down the wick. Surprisingly, my car is still where I parked it. That’s a […]
You know what’s CrAzY? I’ll tell you what’s cRaZy. Making it through college without dieing. We all have our war stories growing up as teens. We all have an episode that is a defining moment in our lives, where the concepts of reality and absurdity converge like warriors on an ancient battlefield. Everyone has that […]